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NEW PALTZ- Visitors to New Paltz have long enjoyed retracing the steps of the town’s original Huguenot settlers. Now they can walk in the footsteps of pioneers of another kind, …
New Paltz Markers Commemorate Historic Drug Trips Read More
NEW PALTZ- The source of the contamination that caused the water to taste “odd” and led this college town of 14,000 to temporarily switch to bottled water has been discovered: …
Source of New Paltz Water Contamination Traced to Crust Punks Taking Winter Bath Read More
First there was the triangle. Then, the rectangle. Faced with the need to continue to create new buildings to justify their existence and create tax write-offs for their New York …
New Paltz excited to announce new building shape Read More
NEW PALTZ- A sharp increase in incidents involving pedestrians being struck by cars in the village of New Paltz has led local officials to implement a creative solution: Providing large, …
New Paltz Purchases “Human Hamster Balls” to Increase Pedestrian Safety Read More
NEW PALTZ- Last week’s announcement that seven of the 16 members of the New Paltz Democratic Committee were resigning citing age discrimination sent shock waves through town, but also left …
“First He Said OK, Then He Called Me Boomer”- New Paltz Dems Detail Age-Discrimination Claims Read More
