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POUGHKEEPSIE- Local drug dealers say New York State’s new bail reform law, which forbids judges from requiring bail for all but the most serious violent crimes, has been great for …
Local Drug Dealers Praise Bail Reform Law Read More
First there was the triangle. Then, the rectangle. Faced with the need to continue to create new buildings to justify their existence and create tax write-offs for their New York …
New Paltz excited to announce new building shape Read More
NEW PALTZ- A sharp increase in incidents involving pedestrians being struck by cars in the village of New Paltz has led local officials to implement a creative solution: Providing large, …
New Paltz Purchases “Human Hamster Balls” to Increase Pedestrian Safety Read More
NEW PALTZ- Last week’s announcement that seven of the 16 members of the New Paltz Democratic Committee were resigning citing age discrimination sent shock waves through town, but also left …
“First He Said OK, Then He Called Me Boomer”- New Paltz Dems Detail Age-Discrimination Claims Read More
SAUGERTIES- A local contractor accused of numerous environmental violations escalated his battle with the town yesterday, dumping a load of toxic waste on town hall. “This is really outrageous,” said …
Local Contractor Dumps Toxic Waste on Saugerties Town Hall Read More
