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First there was the triangle. Then, the rectangle. Faced with the need to continue to create new buildings to justify their existence and create tax write-offs for their New York …
New Paltz excited to announce new building shape Read More
NEW PALTZ- Many residents were shocked last week after receiving bills of up to $10,000 for the heating oil delivered through their drinking water over the last several months due …
New Paltz Bills Water Customers Thousands for “Free” Heating Oil Delivery Read More
NEW PALTZ— Local sources report that the stars look “fucking amazing” tonight and that you should really go outside and check it out. “It’s so beautiful,” stated Victoria Sinclair, 21, …
Report: Stars Look Fucking Amazing Tonight Read More
NEW PALTZ- A sharp increase in incidents involving pedestrians being struck by cars in the village of New Paltz has led local officials to implement a creative solution: Providing large, …
New Paltz Purchases “Human Hamster Balls” to Increase Pedestrian Safety Read More
NEW PALTZ- Last week’s announcement that seven of the 16 members of the New Paltz Democratic Committee were resigning citing age discrimination sent shock waves through town, but also left …
“First He Said OK, Then He Called Me Boomer”- New Paltz Dems Detail Age-Discrimination Claims Read More
NEW PALTZ- Jacob Kleiger, 33, has a dream: to someday join a loose group of public personalities who often inveigh against political correctness while championing Western Civilization and reasoned debate. …
Hudson Valley Man Hopes to Join Intellectual Dark Web Read More
KINGSTON- An investigation conducted by Hudson Valley Mountain River News has unveiled a vast network providing millions of dollars in books, movies, magazines, newspapers and passes to area cultural institutions …
Investigation: Vast Piracy Network Distributing Millions of Dollars in Books & Movies Across Hudson Valley Read More
SAUGERTIES- A local contractor accused of numerous environmental violations escalated his battle with the town yesterday, dumping a load of toxic waste on town hall. “This is really outrageous,” said …
Local Contractor Dumps Toxic Waste on Saugerties Town Hall Read More
A new year. A new decade. A chance to start again, and maybe, just maybe, take the lessons of the past and learn from them to become a little better, …
Kingston’s first pothole of 2020 born Read More
KINGSTON- The sight of survey crews beginning prep work for a new roundabout at the intersection of Albany Ave., Broadway and 587 this week was met with groans across Kingston …
DOT Admits Installing Roundabouts “Just to Mess With You” Read More
