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BALLSTON SPA- Hudson Valley residents are rejoicing this week with the news that Stewart’s Shops, the convenience store of choice for tens of thousands from Goshen to Lake George, will …
Stewart’s Opens New Lottery/Milkshake/Cigarettes Lane Read More
SAN JOSE- A new online dating app restricted to users previously infected with Covid-19 has proven popular with singles anxious to mingle in a time of social-distancing. The app, called …
New Dating App for Those With Covid-19 Antibodies Debuts Read More
WASHINGTON, D.C.- Protesters converged on the Capitol today to call on Congress to extend the additional $600 a week in federal unemployment benefits beyond the July 31 deadline to provide …
Protesters Demand U.S. Gov’t Extend Unemployment to Support Their Efforts to Overthrow It Read More
GARDINER- Hundreds of disrobed demonstrators converged on the grounds of the Mohonk Mountain House today to demonstrate against the decision this week to formally forbid nude sunbathing and skinny-dipping in …
Naked & Dismayed: Nudists Protest Mohonk Skinny-Dipping Ban Read More
The coronavirus pandemic has taught us a lot. Though it’s far from over, the worst of the first wave has passed here in New York State, so now is a …
The Lockdowns Are Coming to an End, But Day-Drinking Doesn’t Have To Read More
ALBANY- It’s been over three months since since the governor’s NY PAUSE order shut down all non-essential businesses and banned gatherings of any size for any purpose. As practitioners of …
Reopening: Gov. Gives Orgies Green Light in Mid-Hudson, With Restrictions Read More
NEW PALTZ- A recently unearthed rap video by yet another New Paltz cop has some critics accusing the town of hypocrisy. Just days after suspending Officer Robert Sisco for posting …
Anti-Trump Rap by Another New Paltz Cop Has Some Crying Hypocrisy Read More
SAN JOSE- Facebook users this morning have begun noticing several new emojis presented in its new “Protest” section that some law enforcement groups and Republican officials say go too far. …
New Facebook Protest Emojis Draw Criticism Read More
BEACON- Calling the current level of political discourse “extremely overwrought” and concluding that America “has lost its collective mind,” local neckbeard Richard Jackson-Cooper issued a call for nuance this week. …
Neckbeard Calls For Nuance Read More
WASHINGTON, DC— Just days after he posted a rap that led to accusations of transphobia, New Paltz Police Officer Robert Sisco received word that the president had seen his video …
Trump Invites Rapping New Paltz Cop to Perform at Republican Convention Read More
