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KINGSTON- Over 300 years ago, a wall was erected surrounding what is now Uptown Kingston to protect the Dutch settlement from armed raids. This week, a group of residents stood …
Kingston Rebuilds Stockade to Keep Out Potentially Infectious Tourists Read More
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo took time out of his daily coronavirus update today to shine a light on local youngster Cooper McCarthy, recent recipient of the “Hero of the …
Cuomo Commends 10-Year-Old for Informing on Parents for Social-Distancing Violations Read More
So much for “We’re all in this together.” Rachel Henderson, 30, an unemployed bartender and waitress living in the Hudson Valley, recently issued a stark warning to the elder generation, …
Millennial’s Shocking Ultimatum to Boomers: ‘Cancel Student Debt or We Will Cough on You’ Read More
ALBANY- New Yorkers in need of financial help will have to wait a little bit longer. Soon after the news broke that the stimulus checks were to be delayed following …
New Yorkers’ Stimulus Checks to Be Further Delayed While Cuomo Adds Signature Next to 50% Tax Read More
1. Take a hike! The Hudson Valley is full of wonderful walking trails! But please, do us a favor: Stay the fuck out of here. Seriously. We need to be …
Five Great Hudson Valley Destinations for City Dwellers to Ride Out the Pandemic Read More
POUGHKEEPSIE- Researchers confirmed today that the symptoms you’re Googling are definitely something very serious which may claim or significantly shorten your life. Their report further stated that it will probably …
Study: You Definitely Have That Rare Disease You’re Googling Read More
