Hudson Valley Mountain River News
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A seal that has taken up residence approximately 100 miles north of New York City in the Hudson River issued a plea to local media to stop reporting on his …
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NEW PALTZ- A New Paltz couple assailed by a group of muggers last night on their way home from a potluck fended off their attackers by opening a fair-trade, organic can of whoop-ass, police said.Â
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