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KINGSTON— The thermometer says 13 but it feels 20 degrees colder as we pull into the station just after 3 a.m. on a recent Monday night. The ambulance, a 2001 Ford E450 Wheeled Coach Type III, has seen better days, and — as they’ll be the first to admit — so has the crew.
Local Second Responders Demand Recognition Read More
NEW PALTZ- As part of its pioneering effort to become the first New York State-Certified Zero Emissions Community, the Town of New Paltz enacted Local Law #3 of 2022 forbidding …
New Paltz bans seltzer, citing CO2 emissions Read More
A seal that has taken up residence approximately 100 miles north of New York City in the Hudson River issued a plea to local media to stop reporting on his …
Hudson River Seal Demands Media Stop Revealing Location Read More
NEW PALTZ- A New Paltz couple assailed by a group of muggers last night on their way home from a potluck fended off their attackers by opening a fair-trade, organic can of whoop-ass, police said.
New Paltz Couple Open Fair-Trade, Organic Can of Whoop-Ass on Attackers Read More
ELLENVILLE- While other towns and cities across the Hudson Valley contend with rising housing costs and displacement of existing residents and businesses, this little village at the foot of the …
Ellenville Manages to Avoid Scourge of Gentrification Read More
Upstate New York is not just a place- it’s a state of mind. How Upstate are you? Tap or click all that apply and smash the “Submit” button to find …
Quiz: How Upstate Are You? Read More
Move over, Maker’s Mark; beat it, Buffalo Trace: A new distillery is taking Hudson Valley whiskey lovers by storm. Since bottling and shipping its first “small-batch,” barely aged bottles a year ago this month, Wiltwyck Spirits® has fast established itself as a force to be reckoned with in the overpriced/underdelivering Hudson Valley liquor market.
New Hudson Valley distillery offers mediocre whiskey at only thrice the price of the big boys Read More
“It’s a nice place to visit but we cannot in good conscience recommend that anyone live there.”
Report: No One Should Really Be Living in Upstate New York Read More
Meteorologists at the Hudson Valley Weather Service in New Paltz tracking a highly active high or low pressure system report our area could be catastrophically impacted or completely spared by …
Incoming Storm Could Dump 0-24” of Snow on Hudson Valley, Beginning Tonight or Never Read More
KINGSTON- Unprecedented nationwide protests calling for police reform and an end to systemic racism following the death of George Floyd have caused many cities to re-imagine their approach to law …
Kingston Abolishes Police Department; Replaces It With Civil Goat Patrol Read More
