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A sample of the new license ALBANY- Enjoy a tipple at your local tavern and confident you can drive your car home safely? A bill recently signed into law in …
New York State to Issue “Drunk Driving” Licenses Read More
KINGSTON- Sweeping new EPA regulations announced earlier today would protect Kingston’s potholes as “lush oases of amphibian life in an urban setting.” As a result of the regulations, the 745 …
Kingston Potholes to Be Preserved as Wetlands Habitat Read More
POUGHKEEPSIE- Hunting season has come and gone in New York State. Legally, that means, with few exceptions for agricultural or scientific purposes, no one can kill a deer until fall …
Hudson Valley deer announce plans to jump in front of your car out of freaking nowhere Read More
NEW PALTZ- A sharp increase in incidents involving pedestrians being struck by cars in the village of New Paltz has led local officials to implement a creative solution: Providing large, …
New Paltz Purchases “Human Hamster Balls” to Increase Pedestrian Safety Read More
KINGSTON- The sight of survey crews beginning prep work for a new roundabout at the intersection of Albany Ave., Broadway and 587 this week was met with groans across Kingston …
DOT Admits Installing Roundabouts “Just to Mess With You” Read More
