Report: No One Should Really Be Living in Upstate New York
“It’s a nice place to visit but we cannot in good conscience recommend that anyone live there.”
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Incoming Storm Could Dump 0-24” of Snow on Hudson Valley, Beginning Tonight or Never
Meteorologists at the Hudson Valley Weather Service in New Paltz tracking a highly active high or low pressure system report our area could be catastrophically impacted or completely spared by …
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New York State to Issue “Drunk Driving” Licenses
A sample of the new license ALBANY- Enjoy a tipple at your local tavern and confident you can drive your car home safely? A bill recently signed into law in …
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Hudson Valley deer announce plans to jump in front of your car out of freaking nowhere
POUGHKEEPSIE- Hunting season has come and gone in New York State. Legally, that means, with few exceptions for agricultural or scientific purposes, no one can kill a deer until fall …
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Local Drug Dealers Praise Bail Reform Law
POUGHKEEPSIE- Local drug dealers say New York State’s new bail reform law, which forbids judges from requiring bail for all but the most serious violent crimes, has been great for …
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Report: Stars Look Fucking Amazing Tonight
NEW PALTZ— Local sources report that the stars look “fucking amazing” tonight and that you should really go outside and check it out. “It’s so beautiful,” stated Victoria Sinclair, 21, …
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Investigation: Vast Piracy Network Distributing Millions of Dollars in Books & Movies Across Hudson Valley
KINGSTON- An investigation conducted by Hudson Valley Mountain River News has unveiled a vast network providing millions of dollars in books, movies, magazines, newspapers and passes to area cultural institutions …
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Point/Counterpoint: Feeding Feral Cats Leads to Disease, Overpopulation and Ecological Destruction Vs. Meow! I’m So Hungry Please Help Me Hooman! Purrrrr
Point: Animal lovers: I know it’s tempting to feed feral cats, but believe it or not, you’re doing more harm than good. It’s true that feral cats have hard lives; …
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