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May 23, 2025

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Tag: The Natural World

Ordinary is Extraordinary

Incoming Storm Could Dump 0-24” of Snow on Hudson Valley, Beginning Tonight or Never

Meteorologists at the Hudson Valley Weather Service in New Paltz tracking a highly active high or low pressure system report our area could be catastrophically impacted or completely spared by …

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Behind the Wheel

Hudson Valley deer announce plans to jump in front of your car out of freaking nowhere

POUGHKEEPSIE- Hunting season has come and gone in New York State. Legally, that means, with few exceptions for agricultural or scientific purposes, no one can kill a deer until fall …

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Ordinary is Extraordinary

Report: Stars Look Fucking Amazing Tonight

NEW PALTZ— Local sources report that the stars look “fucking amazing” tonight and that you should really go outside and check it out.  “It’s so beautiful,” stated Victoria Sinclair, 21, …

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Point/Counterpoint: Feeding Feral Cats Leads to Disease, Overpopulation and Ecological Destruction Vs. Meow! I’m So Hungry Please Help Me Hooman! Purrrrr 

Point: Animal lovers: I know it’s tempting to feed feral cats, but believe it or not, you’re doing more harm than good. It’s true that feral cats have hard lives; …

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From the archives

  • New Paltz Markers Commemorate Historic Drug Trips New Paltz Markers Commemorate Historic Drug Trips 
  • Kingston Rebuilds Stockade to Keep Out Potentially Infectious TouristsKingston Rebuilds Stockade to Keep Out Potentially Infectious Tourists
  • Five Great Hudson Valley Destinations for City Dwellers to Ride Out the Pandemic Five Great Hudson Valley Destinations for City Dwellers to Ride Out the Pandemic 
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