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Meteorologists at the Hudson Valley Weather Service in New Paltz tracking a highly active high or low pressure system report our area could be catastrophically impacted or completely spared by …
Incoming Storm Could Dump 0-24” of Snow on Hudson Valley, Beginning Tonight or Never Read More
POUGHKEEPSIE- Hunting season has come and gone in New York State. Legally, that means, with few exceptions for agricultural or scientific purposes, no one can kill a deer until fall …
Hudson Valley deer announce plans to jump in front of your car out of freaking nowhere Read More
NEW PALTZ— Local sources report that the stars look “fucking amazing” tonight and that you should really go outside and check it out. “It’s so beautiful,” stated Victoria Sinclair, 21, …
Report: Stars Look Fucking Amazing Tonight Read More
Point: Animal lovers: I know it’s tempting to feed feral cats, but believe it or not, you’re doing more harm than good. It’s true that feral cats have hard lives; …
Point/Counterpoint: Feeding Feral Cats Leads to Disease, Overpopulation and Ecological Destruction Vs. Meow! I’m So Hungry Please Help Me Hooman! Purrrrr Read More
