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May 8, 2025

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Dystopia Now

Report: No One Should Really Be Living in Upstate New York

“It’s a nice place to visit but we cannot in good conscience recommend that anyone live there.”

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The Life of the Mind

New Paltz Markers Commemorate Historic Drug Trips 

NEW PALTZ- Visitors to New Paltz have long enjoyed retracing the steps of the town’s original Huguenot settlers. Now they can walk in the footsteps of pioneers of another kind, …

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The Plague

Kingston Rebuilds Stockade to Keep Out Potentially Infectious Tourists

KINGSTON- Over 300 years ago, a wall was erected surrounding what is now Uptown Kingston to protect the Dutch settlement from armed raids. This week, a group of residents stood …

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The Plague

Five Great Hudson Valley Destinations for City Dwellers to Ride Out the Pandemic 

1. Take a hike! The Hudson Valley is full of wonderful walking trails! But please, do us a favor: Stay the fuck out of here. Seriously. We need to be …

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From the archives

  • Five Great Hudson Valley Destinations for City Dwellers to Ride Out the Pandemic Five Great Hudson Valley Destinations for City Dwellers to Ride Out the Pandemic 
  • Report: No One Should Really Be Living in Upstate New YorkReport: No One Should Really Be Living in Upstate New York
  • Kingston Rebuilds Stockade to Keep Out Potentially Infectious TouristsKingston Rebuilds Stockade to Keep Out Potentially Infectious Tourists
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