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Ulster County Executive Pat Ryan hesitates before eating hissing cockroaches yesterday at the Capitol ALBANY- In the darkest days of the Covid-19 pandemic, Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s daily press briefings were …
Cuomo, in Bid to Boost Press Conference Ratings, Forces County Execs to Compete to End Lockdowns Read More
ALBANY- The CDC earlier today issued new guidance stating that masks and social distancing were no longer necessary for fully vaccinated individuals indoor or outdoor in most situations. While several …
Cuomo: ‘Wanna Lose the Masks? Drop the Sexual Harassment Stuff’ Read More
KINGSTON- After weeks of fielding complaints of crowds in shared outdoor spaces not adhering to social-distancing guidelines, the Ulster County Sheriff has come up with a novel solution: Dressing deputies …
Ulster County Police Dress as Grim Reaper to Enforce Social-Distancing in Parks & Trails Read More
Saying lockdown-driven overindulgence in alcohol has “pushed us to our breaking points,” the nation’s livers are calling for an immediate phased re-opening of the economy. “Our message is simple: We …
Nation’s Livers Call for End to Lockdowns Read More
HIGHLAND- The Franklin Delano Roosevelt Mid-Hudson Bridge is no more. From now on, the span connecting Poughkeepsie and Highland will be known as “The Andrew M. Cuomo Mid-Hudson Bridge.” The …
Mid-Hudson Bridge Renamed for Andrew Cuomo Read More
KINGSTON- Over 300 years ago, a wall was erected surrounding what is now Uptown Kingston to protect the Dutch settlement from armed raids. This week, a group of residents stood …
Kingston Rebuilds Stockade to Keep Out Potentially Infectious Tourists Read More
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo took time out of his daily coronavirus update today to shine a light on local youngster Cooper McCarthy, recent recipient of the “Hero of the …
Cuomo Commends 10-Year-Old for Informing on Parents for Social-Distancing Violations Read More
So much for “We’re all in this together.” Rachel Henderson, 30, an unemployed bartender and waitress living in the Hudson Valley, recently issued a stark warning to the elder generation, …
Millennial’s Shocking Ultimatum to Boomers: ‘Cancel Student Debt or We Will Cough on You’ Read More
ALBANY- New Yorkers in need of financial help will have to wait a little bit longer. Soon after the news broke that the stimulus checks were to be delayed following …
New Yorkers’ Stimulus Checks to Be Further Delayed While Cuomo Adds Signature Next to 50% Tax Read More
1. Take a hike! The Hudson Valley is full of wonderful walking trails! But please, do us a favor: Stay the fuck out of here. Seriously. We need to be …
Five Great Hudson Valley Destinations for City Dwellers to Ride Out the Pandemic Read More
