Satire You Can Trust
Local Facebook users reacted with disbelief yesterday evening as they came across a post by 24-year-old Jen McPherson reading: “Lost my digs… long story, cops were involved, let me just …
Woman Looking for $500 Room in Hudson Valley Must Be High or Something Read More
Phillip Pollizzi, 52, started his first pizzeria in Newburgh in 1978. Today, he owns eight restaurants in the Mid-Hudson Valley and Western Massachusetts. Like most restauranteurs, he says he’s had …
Employers Complain of Trouble Filling Openings for Dead-End, Low-Paying Jobs Read More
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink,” said County Executive Ryan K. Patrick. “Those who decide not to receive these safe and effective vaccines can’t be allowed to circulate among the productive members of society. Therefore, we have made the choice to relocate them to Ellenville.”
Unvaccinated Ulster Residents to Be Relocated to Ellenville Read More
NEW PALTZ- While restaurants, bars, hair salons and clothing shops remain shuttered in this Hudson Valley college town, one of the first businesses to close plans to re-open tonight: Blue …
Deemed Essential, New Paltz’s Blue Moon Re-Opens for ‘Corona Cuties’ Night, Featuring Masked Dancers Read More
With each day bringing news of more deaths, higher unemployment and further extension of lockdowns with no end in sight, it’s only natural to search for a silver lining. Some …
Religious Groups, Hopeless Romantics Laud Return of Courtship in Age of Social-Distancing Read More
KINGSTON- The online comments section of a local newspaper provided another example of nuanced and subtle debate that, while not settling the matter in question fully, nevertheless served to illuminate …
Local Newspaper Comments Section Offers Another Edifying Discourse Read More
KINGSTON- Sweeping new EPA regulations announced earlier today would protect Kingston’s potholes as “lush oases of amphibian life in an urban setting.” As a result of the regulations, the 745 …
Kingston Potholes to Be Preserved as Wetlands Habitat Read More
KINGSTON- A hip new boutique/co-working space/bookstore/artisanal butcher shop is coming under fire by critics who accuse it of displaying bias against local residents. The furor erupted this weekend when Jessica …
Hip Kingston Shop Accused of Bias Against Locals Read More
KINGSTON- With a large winter storm on the way, City of Kingston officials issued a tough new policy that will surely ruffle the feathers of city motorists. Abelard began …
Breaking: Kingston Announces Harsh New Snow Ordinance Read More
In a move touted as a “win-win” by local officials, residents of Midtown Kingston who have been subject to rising rents due to gentrification and a spike in crime this …
Win-win: Kingston to house priced-out residents of crime-ridden neighborhood in former jail Read More
