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KINGSTON- Citing a steady drop in the jail population following the passage of bail reform legislation last summer, Ulster County Sheriff Juan Figtree announced last week that he would place …
Ulster County Sheriff to Put Unused Jail Cells on Airbnb Read More
NEW PALTZ- Glenn Bianchi, 39, says he purposely lets his lawn grow wild to provide a haven for honey bees and other pollinating insects. “The decrease in pollinators, especially bees, …
Extremely Lazy Man Claims Unmowed Lawn a ‘Pollinator Garden’ Read More
We’ve heard of bidding wars over Hudson Valley real estate but this was ridiculous. An all-out, bare-knuckle brawl over the last remaining affordable one-bedroom apartment in the Hudson Valley broke out yesterday on Green Street in Kingston, causing 22 injuries, four severe enough to require hospitalization.
All-Out Brawl Breaks Out Over Last Affordable One-Bedroom Apartment in Hudson Valley Read More
Local Facebook users reacted with disbelief yesterday evening as they came across a post by 24-year-old Jen McPherson reading: “Lost my digs… long story, cops were involved, let me just …
Woman Looking for $500 Room in Hudson Valley Must Be High or Something Read More
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink,” said County Executive Ryan K. Patrick. “Those who decide not to receive these safe and effective vaccines can’t be allowed to circulate among the productive members of society. Therefore, we have made the choice to relocate them to Ellenville.”
Unvaccinated Ulster Residents to Be Relocated to Ellenville Read More
KINGSTON- A hip new boutique/co-working space/bookstore/artisanal butcher shop is coming under fire by critics who accuse it of displaying bias against local residents. The furor erupted this weekend when Jessica …
Hip Kingston Shop Accused of Bias Against Locals Read More
In a move touted as a “win-win” by local officials, residents of Midtown Kingston who have been subject to rising rents due to gentrification and a spike in crime this …
Win-win: Kingston to house priced-out residents of crime-ridden neighborhood in former jail Read More
First there was the triangle. Then, the rectangle. Faced with the need to continue to create new buildings to justify their existence and create tax write-offs for their New York …
New Paltz excited to announce new building shape Read More
Point: Animal lovers: I know it’s tempting to feed feral cats, but believe it or not, you’re doing more harm than good. It’s true that feral cats have hard lives; …
Point/Counterpoint: Feeding Feral Cats Leads to Disease, Overpopulation and Ecological Destruction Vs. Meow! I’m So Hungry Please Help Me Hooman! Purrrrr Read More
