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Meteorologists at the Hudson Valley Weather Service in New Paltz tracking a highly active high or low pressure system report our area could be catastrophically impacted or completely spared by …
Incoming Storm Could Dump 0-24” of Snow on Hudson Valley, Beginning Tonight or Never Read More
KINGSTON- Citing a steady drop in the jail population following the passage of bail reform legislation last summer, Ulster County Sheriff Juan Figtree announced last week that he would place …
Ulster County Sheriff to Put Unused Jail Cells on Airbnb Read More
Local Facebook users reacted with disbelief yesterday evening as they came across a post by 24-year-old Jen McPherson reading: “Lost my digs… long story, cops were involved, let me just …
Woman Looking for $500 Room in Hudson Valley Must Be High or Something Read More
KINGSTON- The online comments section of a local newspaper provided another example of nuanced and subtle debate that, while not settling the matter in question fully, nevertheless served to illuminate …
Local Newspaper Comments Section Offers Another Edifying Discourse Read More
KINGSTON- A 31-year-old Kingston man saved 5 cents today at the Hannaford grocery store on Ulster Ave. by carrying 13 grocery items in his arms from the store to his …
Ulster County Man Heroically Cradles 13 Grocery Items to Avoid 5-Cent Paper Bag Fee Read More
NEW PALTZ- Jacob Kleiger, 33, has a dream: to someday join a loose group of public personalities who often inveigh against political correctness while championing Western Civilization and reasoned debate. …
Hudson Valley Man Hopes to Join Intellectual Dark Web Read More
KINGSTON- An investigation conducted by Hudson Valley Mountain River News has unveiled a vast network providing millions of dollars in books, movies, magazines, newspapers and passes to area cultural institutions …
Investigation: Vast Piracy Network Distributing Millions of Dollars in Books & Movies Across Hudson Valley Read More
